Nov 162012
 

All my dear friends ….
Please act responsibly during the silly season

I would like to share a personal experience with my closest
friends about drinking and driving.

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities
on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with
friends and had a couple of Castles and some rather nice red wine.

Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the
limit, I did something I’ve never done before ~ I took a cab home.
Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab,
they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a
real surprise; as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure
where I got it or what to do with it now that it’s in my garage.

Feb 172012
 

HOW I SPEAK ENGLISH IN MY HEAD

“Let me introduce myself. I am Sir Derp Derpington. It is a pleasure to meet you.”

 

HOW I REALLY SPEAK ENGLISH

“Me name is Potato”